If we are going to eat turkeys on Thanksgiving, we should have a special animal to eat for other holidays.
New Years: Cheddar cheese stuffed mice poppers
Martin Luther King Day: Crows
Valentines Day: Love birds
Good Friday: Dolphins
Arbor Day: Robins and bluebirds
Memorial Day: Monkey burgers and small dogs
Fourth of July: Eagles (but of course not Bald Eagles as that would be wrong)
Summer Bank Holiday: Parrots
Labor Day: Dogs (Labrador Retrievers preferred)
Back to School Day: Chicks
Columbus Day: Newt, Panda, and Saint Bernard
Hanukkah: 7 Horses
Boxing Day: Dogs (Boxers preferred)
Think about it…it doesn’t make any less sense than eating turkeys on Thanksgiving does it?